Worst poem

My last post got me thinking: absolutely anyone can write mediocre poetry, but it's much more difficult to write something truly awful. I thought I’d have a go. I think you’ll agree that my efforts are appalling on a number of levels.

If you're offended by this poem, know that I personally hate the message it sends. I don't want you to like this it, even ironically. If you're still offended by it, I don't care. You obviously hate art and can get fucked.

Waste of Vag

Why can't you be a

Normal bitch

With half a mind

To suck my dick?

Instead you are a

Grating vegan

Witchy, gay

Eschewing penii.


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